New Movie Review: ‘Venom’ (2018)

In the two thousand and eighteenth year of our Lord, Sony Pictures, yet again, begins their attempt to craft a universe, a cinematic universe, to rival that of Marvel. This idea’s been floating around since the ill-fated years of the Amazing Spider-Maniverse, with rumors swirling of Venom movies, Sinister Six movies, and (god forbid) a young Aunt May prequel. And it finally happened. Here it is, here we stand, amidst the pinnacle of their achievement and…Sony…what did it cost…?  Continue reading →

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SUMMER CATCH-UP, IT’S SUMMER CATCH UP TIME

Dear readers, gosh, hello, it’s been some time, hasn’t it? Looking at my last post, it’s crazy to think that Jurassic World 2; The Second One; The Worst One was the last movie I reviewed. I’m sorry to leave that horrible, horrible movie as the last thing I’ve left you with. Well, I’m here to correct that. Let’s do a BLOODY CATCH-UP.

This will be split into two portions; the first half is all the new movies I saw this summer I didn’t write about and the second half is all the movies I revisited this summer that I haven’t discussed in a post previously but are still worth discussing. And awaaaaaay we GO!

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New Movie Review: ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ (2018)

This review is balanced. Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

Avengers: Infinity War (2018); Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo

This is it. After ten years and eighteen films, we have finally arrived at the culmination of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Every movie, every character, it’s all been leading to this. Was it worth the hype? Worth the wait?  Continue reading →

‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ (2015); ‘Road to Infinity War’ Review #3

It’s like the first one, only this time, with ROBOTS.

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015); Directed by Joss Whedon

The gang’s all here, back again to fight a faceless army in a big action sequence to save the day. Wheeeeee.

My history with Age of Ultron has been a tumultuous one. I went to go see it opening night and I was Continue reading →

‘The Avengers’ (2012); ‘Road to Infinity War’ Review #2

Oh, The Avengers, that show with Diana Rigg, Patrick Macnee, and Honor Blackman? No, not that one? You mean the 1998 movie reboot with Uma Thurman, Sean Connery, and Ralph Fiennes? What, you say no-one remembers that either? Okay, jeez, fine, I give up, we’ll review the Marvel one.

The Avengers (2012); Directed by Joss Whedon

The world was not ready for the storm that was 2012’s The Avengers. It swept in like a hurricane, blowing any other Continue reading →

‘Iron Man’ (2008); ‘Road to Infinity War’ Review #1

“Can I get a reaction from you?” “Panic. I would say panic is my reaction.”

Avengers: Infinity War is nearly here. And it’s about damn time I did some re-watches on the seemingly ever-present Marvel movies. To look back on the path we’ve followed, from the origins of the Marvel Cinematic Universe all the way to where we are here in 2018. Continue reading →

New Movie Review: ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ (2017)

Taika Waititi sure knows how to show you a HELA good time.

Again, first half will be spoiler-free, though I will break down the basics of the plot, so if you don’t want to know anything at all, steer clear of this review. You’ve been warned…

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

‘Thor: Ragnarok’ is the first time we get to see what Thor’s been up to since his appearance in 2015’s Avengers: Age of Ultron. After searching the cosmos Continue reading →