After an incredibly long wait…it’s finally here: my next review. Oh, and the sequel to maybe the best Pixar movie. That too.
Incredibles 2 (2018); Directed by Brad Bird
The Incredibles was a landmark film, one of the best superhero movies ever made (also the best Watchmen and Fantastic Four movie ever made) and after a mere 14-year wait, we finally get a sequel. But, is it any good? Let’s dive in. Continue reading →
Solo is off to join the ranks of Ant-Man and Superman II where we’ll always wonder what it would’ve been like if the original directors stayed on…
Solo (2018); Directed by Ron Howard, kinda sorta, mostly
Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again, the season of the summer blockbuster. Part of the opening salvo we have Solo, the most recent in the endless barrage of Star Wars that Disney will assault us with until the heat death of the universe. This time we get the Continue reading →
This review is balanced. Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
Avengers: Infinity War (2018); Directed by Anthony and Joe Russo
This is it. After ten years and eighteen films, we have finally arrived at the culmination of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Every movie, every character, it’s all been leading to this. Was it worth the hype? Worth the wait? Continue reading →
I’ve never seen a theater auditorium sit down and shut up so fast, and for that A Quiet Place, I thank you.
A Quiet Place (2018); Directed by John Krasinski
Jim from the Office has come a long way, A Quiet Place being John Krasinksi’s second directorial effort. Like a blend of The Road and Alien, this movie is a tense, tightly wound Continue reading →
It’s like the first one, only this time, with ROBOTS.
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015); Directed by Joss Whedon
The gang’s all here, back again to fight a faceless army in a big action sequence to save the day. Wheeeeee.
My history with Age of Ultron has been a tumultuous one. I went to go see it opening night and I was Continue reading →
DO YOU REMEMBER JOHN HUGHES MOVIES DO YOU REMEMBER KING KONG DO YOU REMEMBER CLARK KENT DO YOU REMEMBER D&D DO YOU REMEMBER VIDEO GAMES DO YOU REMEMBER THE BEE GEES…DO YOU REMEMBER????
Ready Player One (2018); Directed by Steven Spielberg
Now, as many of you know, I am really not a fan of (and by not a fan, I mean I passionately despise) the novel Ready Player One and I promise that I’m going to try to not make this into a rant about how I feel about the book. We’re here to talk about the movie. And I want to be able to discuss the movie on its own merits or failures.
Usually, I use this space to give a brief summary of the movie, but I think I’m going to keep my summaries quick. After all, you’re not really here for the summary, you’re here to hear about the execution. So from here on out, I’m going to keep my summaries pretty short and sweet, like two (maybe three) sentences short and sweet. Ready Player One is about Continue reading →
“I don’t care anymore” – Actual character line in the movie and also how I felt after about five minutes into this garbage fire of cinema cells.
Tomb Raider (2018); Directed by Roar Uthaug
Okay, imagine an alternate universe where Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade starred someone named Lara Croft (played by Alicia Vikander) and was a nightmare collection of Continue reading →